- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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