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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Justin Beiber

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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they're dead. idiot.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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