Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

It was a beautiful day. Face.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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