why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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