- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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