How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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