- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Me Neither.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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