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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

im not black, im Joseph Kony