Massie is a fatass

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Me Neither.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Anti Joke

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