- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Hail Hitler

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A man walks into a bar

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

I put my baby in a microwave.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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