What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did? Yes

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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