Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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fi uoy nac daer siht sdrawkcab uoy tsuj daer siht sdrawkcab

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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