- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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