A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Worms don't like apples.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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