- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

-knock knock! -doors open

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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