why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

the economy.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

what's white and sticky semen

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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