1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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what's white and sticky semen

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Your mom went to college

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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