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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Ain't idn't a word.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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