- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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