Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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The WNBA

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The chicken crossed the road.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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