- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

No antijoke here.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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