I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What is a jew in space? Dead

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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