why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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