why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...