- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

This sentence is a lie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Smelly Indians.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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