- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

drew edminstin is a rat

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Water? I hardly know her.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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