A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Tall asians

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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