- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Jersey Shore.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Tilt your screen back .

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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