Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

your mom gave me head.....phones

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Homo say what?

Jovan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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