Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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