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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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