why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A American seeking into mexico

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

The FCC

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What's your guys names?

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

12 niqqa 12.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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