Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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