- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

TIMMY

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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