whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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