Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Women's rights

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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