- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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