- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Invisible Children Foundation.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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