Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Caolan and Eamon

A French man gets into a fight

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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