- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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