- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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