- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

I woke up today

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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