- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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