- Anti Joke

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Obama

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is the difference between John and John Nothing