- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

The EPA.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

c-? men, C-men

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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