Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Ian's mind Elevator music

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

hey justin

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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