Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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William wright is Gay

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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