A man walks into a bar

Your Mom

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

CAVE JOHNSON.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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