What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Grace Ackerson

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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