- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What do you call an blank test? an F

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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