- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Rebecca Black's career.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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