- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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