Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

what's the difference between a duck?

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why can't february march Because april may

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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