- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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