- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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