Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Your mom is so nice.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Anti Joke

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