- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Connor is homosexuaI

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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