- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A seal walks into a club.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Lets Go Lakers!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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