- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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