- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What? Why?

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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