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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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