Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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