What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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no really what are ur names?

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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