Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops