What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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