- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

the lemon was sweet.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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