- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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