What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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The game.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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