- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Women's rights.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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